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the angel says this is for the best

blue eyed devil

I could have had the drunk married blonde; I wanted the sober single brunette; but settled for (metaphorically, for the moment at least; the night is young and there's five beers in the fridge on top of seven shots of tequila and there is that special dvd on the bottom of the spindle that you hope TSA will never take too close a look at) jacking off in my hotel room.

Things I learned and/or remembered tonight: [1] refusing to sign a prenup is a turn on. [2] Moral victories are neither.

it would have been so good

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