XX: depression, alcoholism, self pity, martyr complex, delusional thought processes.
XY: Lifelong irresponsibility, sociopath, probable Asbergers, incipient Alzheimers.
I am so glad I contributed to the gene pool. You can thank me later in the event I hit the Mendelian lottery; otherwise eat it - I did no worse than anyone else.
You know that if I am gone tomorrow it will be my last best gift to the world at large.
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