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Nov. 17th, 2009

My only friend

is not my friend.

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Nov. 13th, 2009

i have

nothing.
i come from nothing.
i am nothing.
yet
i
resist
the urge to jump

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Sep. 20th, 2009

To answer your question,

some actual dialogue:

So as I understand it, a few years ago, after a period of total bliss, for no reason and with no provocation, I became an angry, selfish prick who fails completely to meet your expectations of a husband.
Yes.
Okay. If I felt about you the way you feel about me, I'd have been gone a long time ago. Why are you still married to me?
Because I believe in marriage.

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Jul. 23rd, 2009

Writer's Block: Youthful Transgressions

What mistake made in your youth do you most regret now?

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None. The only mistakes I regret are those I made as an "adult."

Tags: writer's block

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Jul. 17th, 2009

It's been a long time

since I was afraid of anything.

It is an unwelcome return.

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May. 25th, 2009

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People said that good marriages were built on honesty. Arkady suspected that as many solid relationships were based on a lie shouldered by two.

I have

been known to disagree with you, so don't ask me what I think when you don't have the ability to see any point of view but your own.

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Apr. 8th, 2009

I have

become an adjunct to intimacy.

Apr. 4th, 2009

Writer's Block: Guarding the Terrorists

If you were ordered to become a prison guard for alleged terrorists and live at Guantanamo, what would you find most difficult about your job?

Sponsored by "Inside Guantanamo" on National Geographic Channel. Premieres Tomorrow at 9P et/pt.

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The kidnapping, indefinite detention without charges or any due process, torture and murder of people wouldn't bother me that much, but having some moronic Venezuelan bint visit my workplace would be just intolerable.

Tags: guantanamo guard, inside guantanamo, national geographic channel, writer's block

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Mar. 26th, 2009

I have

no idea what more than half of this shit is. When did I become vanilla?

limp dicks and fat chicks?

Mar. 24th, 2009

I have

no worries that the ongoing financial meltdown of the global economy will effect me because all of my money is already taken from me.
bow down before the one you serve

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Mar. 7th, 2009

I have

days that I wish would never end.

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Do they still sell insurance in the airport concourse?

I have the pleasure of getting laid the night before I leave for a road trip. I view it as "if he dies in the fiery impact of a plummeting metal tube suddenly subject to gravity when the plane realizes that the Bernoulli effect no longer explains the lift experienced by aircraft wings," then our last memory of each other will be a fond one. The other more practical option is that having knocked the bottom out before leaving, she figures I'll be less inclined to seek out some road pussy. In the final analysis, while the premiums are a bitch, fidelity insurance pays great dividends.